Land of Cuddles and Snuggles~! ♥ (Mostly)

So... This week has been pretty homo-erotic for me. Why? I shall tell you, dear Readers! My work colleagues at the beginning of the week have been surprised by my shoe size (17 UK. The average is roughly 9-10), so I have large feet. There is an old proverb that the size of one's foot is an indication of genital endowment, so the larger the feet, the bigger the penis. Flattering thought! So they've been imagining my manhood which is nice because nobody really has done that to my knowledge. But it's far from over! Two in particular, three in fact seem to enjoy touching me, be it on my nipples or squeezing my posterior for whatever reason. As of late they've started playfully trying to grab my crotch and even hugging me from behind only to thrust their pelvis into my backside. Now, I don't dislike it because I like the attention, it is nice to be wanted... It does however come (No pun intended) with a few distracting cons. Namely, I keep thinking of supe

So as the title suggests, I had a rather curious and sensual dream recently. The scenario is extremely unlikely to happen as it did in my head, as are most musings of this little Teddy Bear, yet my head-canon tells me that life is dull and full of poop, so I imagine awesome stuff to counter-act this world and it's woes. The scene is thus: I was invited to a "Guy's Night Out" with fellow co-workers, some of which I don't particularly consider friends. In truth I consider none of them friends, they are co-workers. Some of them I get along with, some I even play Xbox One online with, but I cannot call them friends. Anyway, we all order our drinks and chat at the table. One of us notices a Karaoke machine and while everyone else is slightly tipsy/on the road to drunk, I was not and I retained my senses. A rather cute guy is currently performing on the Karaoke machine and rather well I must admit, hitting each note to a pleasant degree without any notable

Almost forgot I had this blog. That didn't take long! Hmm... There's a song here about God and Satan having Poker and Chess matches for the protection/theft of Human souls. Listen to it. That is all for now... Snuggles and cute things will come in time... In time... Pretty brain dead right now.