WHAT IS THIS WEEK?

So... This week has been pretty homo-erotic for me. Why? I shall tell you, dear Readers!


My work colleagues at the beginning of the week have been surprised by my shoe size (17 UK. The average is roughly 9-10), so I have large feet. There is an old proverb that the size of one's foot is an indication of genital endowment, so the larger the feet, the bigger the penis. Flattering thought! So they've been imagining my manhood which is nice because nobody really has done that to my knowledge. But it's far from over!


Two in particular, three in fact seem to enjoy touching me, be it on my nipples or squeezing my posterior for whatever reason. As of late they've started playfully trying to grab my crotch and even hugging me from behind only to thrust their pelvis into my backside. Now, I don't dislike it because I like the attention, it is nice to be wanted... It does however come (No pun intended) with a few distracting cons.

Namely, I keep thinking of super gay fantasies.

There was one I had today that I thought was pretty hot and sexy and FOR ONCE I won't detail it here because my Gosh, if I continue doing that this blog might as well be a hub for pornography!

But yes, I keep getting some rather erotic and sexual fantasies coming into my mind all because of the attention to my intimates, and the fact that discussions with said colleagues tends to swiftly drift to sexual content. It's all very confusing for me because they claim to be straight. I don't know many straight men who would freely grope another man because they can. Maybe they're just in the closet and deny it? We've all been in there and had an imaginary friend to chat to after all.

In other news, CHRISTMAS approaches! Just under eight weeks away. Where does the time go? I still have very fresh memories of my eldest niece being born and she's nine years old. That is almost a decade ago and I can remember first seeing her like it was only a few days prior to this one. Before I know it I'll be old and (probably still single too) working at the same job for another twelve years. Gods above.

Hopefully in those twelve years the World improves and people become more accepting and responsible and respectable creatures instead of only a few gems capable of being a decent person. We can all dream! ♥

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